2008 Contract

After serious & cautious consideration.
your contract of friendship has been
renewed for the New Year 2008!

It was a very hard decision to make.

So try not to screw it up!!!
My Wish for you in 2008.
May peace break into your house and
may thieves come to steal your debts.

May the pockets of your jeans become a
magnet of $100 bills. May love stick
to your face like Vaseline and may
laughter assault your lips!

May your clothes smell of success like
smoking tires and may happiness slap
you across the face and may your
tears be that of joy.

May the problems you had forget your home address!

In simple words ...
May 2008 be the best year of your life!!!